25 Telltale Signs Couples Are Going To Break Up Shared In This Revealing Thread

Ever watched a couple and instantly thought, “Well, that’s a countdown to a breakup”? Welcome to the armchair relationship analysts’ corner, where our observations are as sharp as they are hilariously cynical.

We’re about to unpack a viral Reddit thread filled with the juiciest signs that a couple’s journey might be shorter than a celebrity marriage. From silent dinners where the only exchange is mutual side-eye, to passionate debates over whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it does), these reddit stories are a comedic goldmine of dating red flags.

So, get ready for some chuckles, cringes, and maybe a few “I’ve been there” moments as we explore the world of mismatched pairs. Remember, love may be blind, but hindsight is 20/20—and hilarious.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome