30 Choosing Beggars Who Won The Entitlement Award This Month (March 2024)

Dive into the audacious world of choosing beggar fails, where entitlement meets audacity in a comedy of errors that’ll have you shaking your head in disbelief. These are the stories of entitled people who not only want their cake and to eat it too but also demand it be gluten-free, artisanally crafted, and, of course, free of charge.

From outrageous requests for luxury cars as birthday gifts (barely used, please) to expecting a professional artist’s work in exchange for “exposure,” each tale is a bewildering journey into the depths of human cheekiness.

So, buckle up for a wild ride through the digital marketplace’s most laughable episodes of choosiness, where the only thing more astonishing than the asks are the brazen souls who make them.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome