40 Zoos Are Sharing Hysterical Amazon-Style Reviews Of Their Animals

Reading reviews is a big part of ensuring you’re making a good decision. Zoos are getting in on the fun by posting hilarious Amazon-style reviews of their animals, and we can’t get enough.

Filled with witty puns and spot-on descriptions, these funny animal reviews capture the goofiness of each animal’s unique personality.

Whether you’re a fan of the zoo or just need a good laugh, these funny animal reviews are sure to brighten your day and maybe even inspire your next zoo visit.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.