30 Low Stakes Conspiracy Theories From A Viral Thread That Are Too Entertaining To Ignore

Ever wondered why there’s so much squeaking from shoes during NBA games, or why the parking lot at Trader Joe’s is so small? This hilariously entertaining Twitter thread has folks spilling the beans on the most hilariously low-stakes conspiracy theories they swear by.

See for yourself and find out if you agree with them, or if they’re just plain hilarious.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.