Mike
For some, a morning coffee run is just that—a quick caffeine fix to kickstart the day. But for the Starbucks aficionados among us, it’s an art, a ritual, and an essential part of their identity.
These are the folks who don’t just order a vanilla latte; they’ve got a 10-step modification process that results in a drink so unique it requires its own sonnet. They might as well have a PhD in Starbucksology!
Their loyalty badges? The weathered collection of holiday cups and a gold card status that predates your last three smartphones.
Recently, one Starbucks Stan, Devrie Brynn (@devriebrynn), shared her hack to getting the biggest bang for her buck when ordering.
“200 stars and you can catch me brainstorming with the barista. What else can we throw in there? Espresso blended coffee beans? Tears of a unicorn? A man in his 30s with his sh*t together?”
“Put it in a trenta; blend it up!”
@devriebrynn BRING ME YOUR BIGGEST CUP!!!!
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