30 Funniest Tweets Everyone’s Sharing Today (September 25, 2024)

In an effort to further destroy the platform for which he paid over $40 billion, Elon Musk announced this week that when you “block” somebody on Twitter, you’ll still see their tweets on your timeline and vice versa.

Aside from this being his not-so-subtle way of forcing everyone to read his horrible opinions (whether you follow Elon or not, his tweets appear constantly unless you have him blocked), it sort of defeats the purpose of blocking, no?

Worse yet, it could also put people in danger. Imagine a woman who, unaware of the updated blocking features, tweets that she’s at a certain Starbucks. This could make it frightfully easy for a stalker or a crazy ex she had blocked to track her down.

Amidst all the awfulness that is Twitter, there are still plenty of hilarious people creating absolute comedy gold on the platform every day. And as much as we wish Bluesky or Threads would topple Twitter, neither site shows any signs doing that any time soon.

So stay off Twitter. Come here instead — we find the funniest tweets for you every day.

 

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Alex Buscemi

Alex Buscemi

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