Jason Mustian
In a world brimming with innovation and originality, there exists a sacred corner of the internet that pays homage to the not-quite-right, the almost-got-it, and the “are you kidding me with this?”
That’s right, we’re diving deep into r/crappyoffbrands, where the sincerest form of flattery gets hilariously lost in translation. It’s the home where Iron Man meets his aluminum counterpart and where luxury brands become luxur-eh? brands.
This year, the knockoffs have been extra, well, knockoff-y, so let’s take a look at the best (or should we say worst?) the community has graciously uncovered.
Strap in, folks—it’s about to get imitatively absurd.
1. Sounds romantic. Like you had an affair with butter when you were younger and are now writing your memoirs.
2. I’d honestly love this to be real. Mr. Bean would dominate him.
3. “I Bought this Awesome iPnohe in Afghanistan Back in 2012”
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12. So I guess Goku got a gun?
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16. “Found in the wild. Why did they choose Spider Man of all people for their viagra pills?”
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37. “Bruh what am I looking at”
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