Jason Mustian
When I think of cross stitching, I think of warm or inspirational sayings thoughtfully put onto pillows or displayed in frames next to pictures of grandchildren.
But these days needlework and cross-stitching aren’t just an old ladies’ game.
After sifting through these funny, sassy, but wholly inappropriate cross stitch patterns, that is no longer what I think of at all.
This is more like if your grandma drank a lot and was on Twitter.
Though they’ve been around for centuries, they are still current, especially when they involve cursing and pop culture references.
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