Alex Buscemi
*Dave Grohl voice* I have another confession to make.
I lie about how much I floss every time I go to the dentist. I tell him I’ve been flossing daily. But in reality, I flossed one time right after my last appointment, determined to keep the streak rolling every night, only to give up the next day.
I don’t know why I lie. I guess, deep down, I just want him to be proud of me?
Turns out I’m far from alone. According to this article from NPR, one-quarter of Americans lie to their dentist about how often they floss. And I’m willing to bet the real number is even higher (many people won’t even admit the truth on a survey because as much as we lie to our tooth doctors, we lie to ourselves even more).
Damn. That got deep. Also kinda sad. Time to save this with a fun dental joke:
When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
Get it? You do? I don’t think you do because you would be laughing right now if you did.
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