30 Funny Coffee Tweets For People Who Think ‘One Cup’ Means A Whole Pot

Let’s be honest—without that first cup of coffee, I’m basically an extra from The Walking Dead. The only thing that keeps me from hitting snooze for the tenth time is the thought of a fresh, steaming mug of coffee waiting in the kitchen.

These funny coffee tweets get it—they capture the daily grind (pun intended) of needing just “one” cup…or ten…to feel even remotely human.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.