40 Hilariously Expired Items Family Members Found In “Grandma’s Pantry”

You know you’ve entered a time warp when you start digging through Grandma’s pantry and find a can of soup that expired during the Clinton administration. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’re unearthing vintage jars of pickles and cereal boxes from another century.

Whether it’s a mystery meat tin from the Reagan era or a bottle of expired salad dressing found on the store shelf (seriously, how does that even happen?), these hilariously outdated items will make you question every “best by” date you’ve ever ignored.

Here are the funniest, most expired discoveries people have shared—you might want to check your own pantry after this.

1. Don’t ask grandma for a tampon.

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2. A sandwich found in the was from the 1920s.

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3. These preserves are ooooold.

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4. Grandma’s medicine cabinet will get ya.

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5. Like, for real.

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6. OG Gushers.

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7. Grandma has been using this bag since the 80s.

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8. Excuse me?

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9. Souptime is canceled.

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10.

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11. Light brown. Oh god.

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12.

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13. This was great PB in its day.

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14. Yeah…

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15. Granma give us some “unopened” baby powder for her grandson.

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16. Was told not to buy any because we “had some at home”

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17. This is probably dried slid in there.

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18. These didn’t need to exist.

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19. Time capsule snacks.

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20. But my hair has never had such bounce.

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21. Adorable. Kill it.

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22. They don’t make ’em like this anymore.

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23. Retired crayon colors.

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24. Granma’s condoms.

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25. Grandma offers you a Coke…

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26. Biscuit in grandma’s freezer with a note.

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27.

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28. Whne we were a proper country.

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29. Brutal.

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30. Maybe check the ice cream too.

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31.

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32. Some straight up meth diet pills in Grandma’s medicine cabinet.

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33. The first Pringles?

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34. Grandma’s TP is brutal on the BH

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35. Found in untouched childhood room from the 2000s

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36. The good stuff.

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37. Mmm orange flavor.

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38. I forgot about these bags.

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39. These have been gross for decades.

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40. This might have turned to alcohol by now.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome