40 Funny Marriage Tweets That Kept The Romance Alive This Week (December 6, 2024)

Marriage: the sacred bond where you promise to love, honor, and pretend your spouse’s snoring is charming (even when it sounds like a chainsaw underwater).

Every week, the internet blesses us with married folks airing out their hilarious grievances and relationship truths on Twitter, proving that love and a sense of humor go hand-in-hand.

Here’s a roundup of the funniest marriage tweets this week:


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.