35 Funny Marriage Tweets This Week That Husbands And Wives Will Relate To (December 13, 2024)

Marriage is a constant mix of love, laughter, and trying not to lose your mind over who left the fridge door open. Husbands and wives are the unsung comedians of Twitter, sharing hilariously relatable takes on married life that’ll make you laugh and say, “Yep, that’s us.”

Here are the funniest marriage tweets from this week that perfectly capture the highs, lows, and everything in between.


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.