35 Funny Tweets About Eggnog For Anyone Who’s Ever Overdone It At A Holiday Party

Eggnog is the unofficial drink of the holiday season. Whether you love it, hate it, or just drink it because it’s spiked, there’s no denying it sparks some strong opinions.

Honestly, it’s the candy corn of Christmas—a seasonal staple that people either passionately defend or avoid like the plague. From regretting that third glass to questioning why it even exists, eggnog never fails to make an impression.

Here are some funny eggnog tweets that capture the love, the skepticism, and the hilarity of this festive drink.


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