50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Of 2024 That Prove Romance Is Alive And Hilarious

Marriage is a lot of things: love, partnership, and apparently a never-ending source of comedic gold. Whether it’s the subtle art of spousal sabotage (like eating the last slice of pizza without mentioning it) or the unspoken battles over thermostat control, 2024 delivered some truly iconic marriage tweets.

Here are the funniest, most relatable marriage tweets from the internet this year:


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.