Mike
Having worked with kids for years, I’ve learned two universal truths: they will surprise you constantly, and some of them are comedic geniuses in tiny, juice-stained bodies.
Seriously, I’ve met kids who could roast me with the precision of a seasoned stand-up comic or drop funny one-liners so clever it felt like they’d been secretly workshopping them.
This post is a celebration of those moments—times when kids were funny at an advanced level despite their age.
Whether it’s their unfiltered honesty, accidental brilliance, or sheer comedic timing, these little comedians are proof that humor has no minimum age requirement.
1. She Said “Look Mom!” So I Looked And She Was Posing Like This. I Think My Daughter Has Some Talent
2. When Your Three Year Old Tells A Man At McDonald’s That His Pants Are Falling Down
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5. My 4 Year Old Niece Can’t Read And Bought Me This Birthday Card Because It Featured “A Cute Dog With A Party Hat”
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16. Would Not Stop Crying Until She Got Her Own Cone Of Shame
17. My 8 Year Old Daughter Is Trolling Me
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20. Valentine’s Day Card From A Student
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23. My Daughter Backed Into A Light Pole And Promptly Got Out Of The Vehicle And Fled The Scene. Her Very First Hit And Run
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25. My 8-Year-Old Cousin Put This Note Up On Her Bedroom Door
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29. My Daughter Insisted On Watching The Cookies While Waiting For The Oven To Heat Up. She Stayed Like That For 10 Minutes
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31. Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000
32. My 10 Year Old Daughter Loves To Set Her Barbies Up In Elaborate Scenarios. This Was The Scene On Our Back Patio The Other Day. These Ladies Have Been At This For Hours
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34. My Son’s Journal Entry Today
35. I Thought I Lost $350 And Then Three Months Later I Found It In My Four Year Olds Room
36. My Son Is Awesome At Hide And Seek
37. Took My Daughter To Get Ingredients To Bake My Wife A Birthday Cake. Then She Saw The Decorative Edible Eyes
38. My Kids Made A Snowman And Found Halloween Eyes
39. My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life
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41. My Son’s Letter To The Toothfairy
42. My Girlfriend’s 9 Year Old Daughter: “I Invented This So I Don’t Have To Stop Playing Videogames To Drink My Water”. I’ve Dubbed It The “Pwning Pouch”
43. My Daughter Is Planning Her First Sleepover. I’m Concerned About #2
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45. Found This While Helping My 5 Year Old Son Clean His Room. He Said It’s For “Just In Case”
46. Had A Sneezing Attack And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better
47. I Found This In My Son’s Room. Should I Be Concerned?
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49. Left For 10 Minutes, 6 Year Old Cousin Decided To Help
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