Mike
The internet has given us many things, but one of its greatest contributions is the creation of sentences so bizarre, so oddly specific, that they’ve likely never been uttered before in the history of human language.
These funny brand-new sentences are a mix of accidental poetry, unhinged thoughts, and combinations of words that somehow make sense despite being absolute nonsense.
Whether they’re genius or just pure chaos, one thing’s for sure—you’ve never seen these new sentences before, and now you can’t unsee them.
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