25 Funniest Tweets That Won The Internet On Wednesday (March 5, 2025)

Twitter delivered its usual mix of chaotic, clever, and downright hilarious content today, and we’ve rounded up the best of the best.

These tweets had timelines buzzing, group chats lighting up, and people replying with nothing but crying-laughing emojis.

Whether it’s a sharp-witted observation, an unhinged overshare, or just a perfectly executed joke, these posts are proof that Twitter is still undefeated when it comes to internet comedy.

If you missed the funniest tweets from Wednesday, don’t worry—we’ve got them all right here.

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Gratuitous video tweet of the day

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— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) March 4, 2025

this must feel so good for a train. to be held https://t.co/ccD8HjluXR

— mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) March 4, 2025

RIP David Lynch you would have loved this Tik Tok about shrimp pic.twitter.com/sPGsk2cmyf

— microplastics envelope filter (@DiabolicalSpuds) March 5, 2025

You will live to see man-made delights beyond your comprehension https://t.co/gvM3PziEbe

— Chairman (@LRH_Superfan) March 5, 2025