35 Funniest Rare Insults From Clever Folks Who Know How To Talk That Trash (March 7, 2025)

Some people argue online, and then there are the ones who truly know how to talk trash—crafting insults so clever, so precise, that they leave their targets questioning their entire existence.

This collection of the funniest rare insults comes from the internet’s most creative roasters, proving that a well-placed burn is an art form.

Whether it’s a savage one-liner or an oddly specific takedown that lingers in the brain for years, these are the kinds of comebacks that deserve a standing ovation.

Let’s witness the brilliance.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome