45 Hilarious Brand New Sentences That Sprung Into Existence From The Comedy Well (March 7, 2025)

The English language has been around for centuries, but somehow, people online keep finding new and absolutely unhinged ways to put words together.

This collection features funny brand-new sentences that have never been uttered before in human history—probably for good reason.

Whether they’re accidental poetry, chaotic nonsense, or oddly specific confessions, these brand new sentences prove that the internet will never run out of weird things to say.

Let’s marvel at the linguistic madness.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome