Nate
If you’ve ever looked at your dog and thought, “What are you doing? And… why?”—you’re not alone. There’s an entire corner of the internet dedicated to exactly that.
Over on Reddit’s beloved r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog, people post the weirdest, derpiest, and most hilariously broken moments their dogs have ever had. It’s a place where logic goes to nap and floppy dogs do whatever unexplainable nonsense their little hearts desire.
This post is basically the greatest hits album of canine weirdness—pictures of dogs who forgot how to dog. We’re talking paws in the air like they just don’t care, bizarre sleeping positions, side-eyes that deserve an Oscar, and facial expressions that say, “I just licked the outlet and I liked it.”
1. “Xerxes Livin’ That Couch Life”
2. “His Crate Blanky Is In The Washer And I Think He’s Worried About Its Safety”
3. “I’ve Tried Resetting Him To Factory Settings But I’m Still Having Issues. Any Advice?”
4. “What’s Wrong? Nothing! She’s Crazy But Perfect :)”
5. “Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Hi.”
6. “She Saw A Fly Here Exactly One Time. She Checks Every. Single. Day”
7. “She Lays Her Head On My Hand Whenever I Hold It Out. Almost Every Time”
8. “Won’t Leave Her Leg Bandage Alone. Escaped Two Cones. Vet Suggested Putting An Old Shirt On Her. Maximum Pout”
9. “He’s Been A Bit Tied Up Lately”
10. “How Angel Likes To Greet People At The Window”
11. “My Parents’ Dog (Jrt, 3) Escaped From Her Travel Carrier And Then Made This Face”
12. “Why He Sit Like That?”
13. “My Dog Got Into The Bathroom Garbage And Now He Has A Hat”
14. “First Time At The Dog Park And He’s Just In Love With This Bench”
15. “Heat Comes Up Behind The Couch”
16. “Oh Lawd She Smilin”
17. “Turn Around After Sweeping Car Off”
18. “She’s Been Staring At The Fireplace All Day”
19. “She’ll Literally Sit There For An Entire Hour When I’m Cooking”
20. “Is It Rude To Tell Someone They Assembled Their Dog Wrong? I’m Just The Pet Sitter And He Came This Way”
21. “No Room? No Problem”
22. “Oogie’s Best Trick: The Pity Party. Pretending He’s The Saddest And Most Mistreated Dog Everytime We’re In Public So That He Commands All The Attention In The Room. Works Every Time”
23. “Watching TV When I Heard Heavy Breathing Behind Me”
24. “Must Be A Really Good Stretch”
25. “Idiot Chews Holes Through Blankets Then Sits There Like He’s Getting A Fade”
26. “Foldable For Easy Storage”
27. “From Street Dog Rescue To Day Care Pool Parties”
28. “I Brought You This. Are You Proud? I Bet You’re Really Proud”
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30. “The Big Bad Wolf Stole My Drink”
31. “Another Day, Another Questionable Poop Spot”
32. “My Friend’s Derp, Marco, In His Glory”
33. “Mom Said I Could Be Anything So I Became The Couch”
34. “All Aboard The Poop Train. Very Rare”
35. “Squirrel Police. The Nose…”
36. “What Even Is That Toe Hair ?”
37. “Three Beds Taking Up Valuable Real Estate, Yet He Chooses To Sleep Here”
38. “She Woke Me Up This Morning By Groaning Loudly Until I Gained Consciousness, Then Slapping My Face Until I Started Petting Her”
39. “Dude Loves To Swim, Ate A Whole Bar Of Soap Once, And Enjoys Every Other Type Of Pampering…”
40. “One Is Normal, The Other Is Covert”
41. “He’s Just That Excited To See Us After Staying With My Brother For A Few Hours Today”
42. “I Don’t Know Why She Does This Lip Thing”
43. “October Last Year I Posted A Video Of A Pup I Found In The Woods. Just Want To Give Everyone An Update (Yes I Kept Him) Of My Little Shadow Who Has Become The Best Dog To Ever Exist. So Here’s A Bunch Of New Photos Of Mr. Snoop”
44. “Someone Left The Door Open And A Wolf Walked In”
45. “I’ll Just Take A Nap. Standing Up. Against Your Leg. Peak Comfort”
