Nate
I’m in my early 30s now, and my body has started sending passive-aggressive reminders that I’m not 25 anymore. One glass of wine feels like a bender, and pizza after 8 p.m. is a gamble my digestive system isn’t willing to take. Apparently, I’m lactose intolerant now. Fun surprise.
At this point, half my friends have kids and mortgages, and the other half are diagnosing their back pain over brunch. Thankfully, at least one of them went to med school, because my knees make a noise that definitely wasn’t in the user manual.
The silver lining? I’m not in my 40s yet. So I’ll be over here icing my joints and enjoying the ride while I still qualify as “young-ish.”
Here are some funny tweets about being in your 30s to remind you that you’re not the only one excited about canceled plans.
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