Wife Questions Marriage After Husband Defends Infamous Coldplay Cheating Couple

Last month, Coldplay was trending, and it wasn’t because Chris Martin started rapping. At one of their concerts, the jumbotron zoomed in on a couple who looked suspiciously like they were having an affair.

The internet ran with it, receipts were pulled, memes were everywhere, and for about a week, it felt like half of TikTok was devoted to Coldplay Cheater Cinematic Universe updates.

The now-infamous “Coldplay couple” caught on the jumbotron last month.

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Now, a post to r/Marriage is going viral for a different reason. One woman says her husband actually defended the infamous couple.

While the rest of the world was dunking on them, he was basically running their PR. And she can’t stop wondering what that says about him and maybe even their marriage.

Here’s what she wrote:

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1. Her Husband Took the Coldplay Couple’s Side

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2. He Said They Were Just Two Unhappy People Finding Comfort

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3. And Here’s the Twist — He’s Cheated Before

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4. Marriage Wasn’t the Plan Until His Affair

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5. His “Damage Control” Was a Proposal

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6. Things Have Been Fine… Until Now

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7. One Comment Opened an Old Wound

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8. He Felt Bad for Them Again After They Lost Their Jobs

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9. She Feels Like He Accidentally Told on Himself

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11. “Compelled” Is Doing a Lot of Work Here

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12. Calling Out the “Cheater’s Handbook” Playbook

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13. Empathy From Experience

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14. Trust Is the Foundation

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15. A Personal Story About Neglect

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16. Finding a Sliver of Pity

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17. Sarcasm at Its Finest

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18. Bringing Up the Age Gap

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19. “He’ll Cheat Again”

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20. More on Being Pushed Away

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21. Don’t Jump Straight to Divorce

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22. A Different Cultural Lens

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23. “You’re Overreacting”

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24. Sarcasm and Suspicion

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25. He Knows the Feeling

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26. Trust Still Isn’t There

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27. “My Husband Said the Same Thing”

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28. Cheating Is Still Cheating

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29. Maybe It’s Regret

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30. Back to the Trust Issue

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31. Have the Conversation

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