35 Funniest Tweets You Probably Missed Out On This Weekend (February 9, 2026)
I’m always online so you don’t have to be. While you were out touching grass, making memories, and doing whatever it is well-adjusted people do on weekends, I was right here scrolling like it’s my job. And honestly, someone has to do it.
The internet doesn’t stop just because it’s Saturday. These are the funniest tweets from the weekend that you probably missed, carefully gathered so you can log on Monday feeling fully caught up without sacrificing your sanity or your social life.
Think of this as your shortcut to the good stuff, minus the doomscrolling and accidental arguments you wisely avoided.
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