35 Funny Parenting Tweets About Fitness Standards Changing After You Have Kids
Working out is hard enough, and I don’t even have kids. But I’ve watched my friends with kids basically kiss their fitness goals goodbye the moment they became parents. Their gym memberships became monthly donations they never use.
These funny parenting tweets are about how fitness standards change after having kids, and they’re hilarious. The goals shift from “run a 5K” to “survive carrying a toddler up the stairs without throwing out your back.”
If I’m ever looking for an excuse to not go to the gym, maybe kids are the answer. They seem like a 24/7 workout that doesn’t require a Planet Fitness membership.
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