27 Top Tweets From The Weekend You Missed While You Were Out Touching Grass
While the rest of you were out touching grass this weekend, I was inside with my annual allergy symptoms making me feel like my immune system is being personally attacked by nature itself.
The upside is that while you were living your lives, I was glued to Twitter scrolling through the chaos to make sure you didn’t miss the funniest tweets of the weekend.
Honestly, somebody has to do it. Consider me the pale, sniffly archivist of internet nonsense. These are the tweets that made me laugh the hardest while pollen counts across the Midwest reached biblical levels.
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