25 Of The Most Retweeted Tweets That Rocked Twitter Over The Weekend
While you were out there touching grass, soaking up vitamin D, and making “memories” with “loved ones” in the “perfect summer weather,” I made a different choice.
A nobler choice.
I closed the blinds, told the sun to mind its business, and parked myself in front of the timeline for 48 straight hours so I could bring you the funniest tweets the weekend had to offer.
The patio furniture went unused. The grill stayed cold. Three separate people texted “we should hang out” and I left them on read because duty was calling, and duty’s name was The For You Page.
I did this for you. I scrolled until my thumb cramped and my eyes went dry, sifting through the slop to find the absolute gold. So go ahead, stay inside a little longer.
The weather’s not going anywhere, but these tweets are worth it. You’re welcome.
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