30 Funny Dating Tweets For Anyone Who’s Ever Been Personally Attacked By The Modern Dating Scene
I met my wife on Bumble ten years ago, back when swiping felt almost quaint compared to whatever’s happening now, and based on this batch of tweets alone I’m deeply relieved I’m done with all of it.
Situationships. Love bombing. A guy telling his date, “I like thinking” as his answer to what he does for fun. People discovering their parents are sneaking around watching the same TV show separately and calling that marriage, which, fair, but also concerning.
I got out at exactly the right time and these tweets are confirming that decision every single day. Dating now sounds like a part-time job with no benefits and I genuinely don’t know how anyone’s doing it.
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