25 Funny Marriage Tweets From Wives Documenting Their Husbands In Real Time

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I’d like to think I’m a fairly self-aware husband, but reading through this batch, I’m starting to suspect my wife has a folder somewhere documenting things I’ve said and done that I have no memory of and couldn’t defend if asked. I once asked her where the scissors were, and she just handed them to me without a single question, and at the time, I took that as trust. Reading these, I’m less sure.

This batch of marriage tweets is from wives observing their husbands with the exact mix of affection and disbelief that I think every married man secretly deserves, and a lot of it feels uncomfortably familiar.

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