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25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (July 8, 2026)

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It’s Wednesday, July 8th and the weekend is two days away. Two. Days. That’s it. You can do this. The week isn’t over yet but the finish line is close enough that you can at least see it from here, which is more than you could say on Monday. The trick is filling the next 48 hours with enough stuff to keep your brain from doing that thing where it convinces you the weekend will never actually arrive.

Lucky for you, Twitter has been doing what Twitter does best today, which is saying the things the rest of us are thinking but don’t have the nerve to post. We rounded up the best ones, so you don’t have to do the scrolling yourself.

Here are the funniest tweets from Wednesday, July 8th.

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Vase filled with colorful candies on a shelf, with a caption about medications being ashes.
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Please do not kung fu kick the handle to the toilet.
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Twitter post by Subaru Bummer about her daughter whispering 'cheese' and being the cutest.
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Twitter post by noé about missing the Olympics and turning on TV.
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IKEA ad with a meatball on a fork and text about tasting Swedish balls.
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Twitter post about friend's new boyfriend and his previous job, former blue man group member.
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Insane thrift store find of a Peter Griffin figurine from Family Guy.
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Four outdoor-themed water fountains in a public restroom with a mountain landscape mural.
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Uber and user chat about ride timing, with humorous comments about canceling and charges.
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