It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

42 Intellectual Jokes That Require A Little Brainpower To Land

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I love a good joke, but there’s a time and place for every type. There’s a time for dad jokes, there’s a time for puns that make everyone groan on purpose, and then there’s a time for something that actually makes you think for a second before you laugh. This particular Reddit thread was built for exactly that last category, asking people to share the most intellectual jokes they know, and the responses delivered.

People chimed in with their favorite “thinkers,” the kind of jokes that reward a little background knowledge or a beat of actual thought before the punchline lands. These are perfect for the next time you want to impress your friends at a dinner party.

These are the best ones from the thread.

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Jean-Paul Sartre at a French cafe, revising his draft about Being and Nothingness.
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What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
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A joke about a physicist, biologist, and mathematician outside a house.
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'is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?'.
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Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality...
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A joke about a physicist, mathematician, and engineer measuring a red rubber ball's volume.
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A philosopher says to a linguist 'What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?'.
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A social media post asking who Polyphémus hates more than Odysseus.
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Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test.
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A joke about a physicist, mathematician, and engineer in a hotel.
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar joke.
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Series of three jokes about network protocols, UDP, IP, and TCP.
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Typhor says this thread will make them popular at parties they imagine getting invited to.
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A biologist, chemist, and statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5f.
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'I'm a linguist, so I like ambiguity more than most people.'.
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Joke about a man who got cooled to zero, with an edit calling him an errant homophone.
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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-on.
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A man on his first visit to Boston asks a driver if he can get to Scrod, but the driver replies he’s.
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Programmer's wife tells him to get bread, he brings home 12 loaves.
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Irishman and Englishmen joke about a joist and Goethe's Faust.
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A joke about a logician's wife having a baby and the doctor handing the newborn to the dad.
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Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.
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Jokes about photons and their travel experiences on Reddit.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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A series of humorous sentences about logic, self-reference, and Santa Claus.
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Joke about organic, analytical, and physical chemists betting on a horse race.
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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; the lightbulb contains the seeds of it.
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Engineer and physicist lost in hot air balloon, humorous exchange about math and science.
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I woulda.
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A humorous post about a professor and tailor discussing Euripides and Eumenides.
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People accuse me of stealing jokes and being a plagiarist, but their words are not mine.
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A man, a dog, and a cat at a bar with a joke about knot theorists.
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34.

Quantum finish joke from Futurama about changing results by observing.
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A story about Noah's family and animals, with snakes in a picnic basket.
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A humorous Reddit post about a band called 1023MB and a comic that made someone giggle.
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37.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? A: Beer.
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38.

They say a Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you really mean your mother.
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Engineer Halloween Christmas joke about Oct 31 to Dec 25.
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Three logicians walk into a bar, one says 'I don't know,' another 'I don't know,' third 'Yes!'.
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A boy nervously asks a girl if she likes potato pancakes, after advice from his father.
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Heisenberg and the cop joke about speed and distance.
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