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35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (July 22, 2026)

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Today is Pi Approximation Day, which exists because 22/7 gets you pretty close to the actual value of pi, close enough that math teachers everywhere apparently decided it deserved its own unofficial holiday separate from the real Pi Day back in March. It’s also National Hammock Day, so really the correct move today is doing a little light math while lying completely horizontal and not moving much otherwise.

In that same spirit of “close enough, don’t overthink it,” here’s an approximately perfect batch of funny tweets. Not exactly flawless, but close enough that nobody’s going to complain about the rounding error.

Today’s funniest tweets had a little of everything.

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Hand holding a box of Joyburst Protein Soda in a store aisle.
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Trying to reach the spot behind my TV to get to the HDMI cable.
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A humorous tweet about a child's experiment and parental concerns.
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A humorous tweet about a long-distance relationship with a plane image.
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Twitter post showing a humorous exchange about having a good day.
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Twitter post by @popup_tddy about movie cigarette scenes.
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Screenshot of a Google search about poop days, showing 'Wednesday' as the day with 'poop' in it.
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Text conversation about DVDs and a wooden book shelf.
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