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30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (August 4, 2026)

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As you know, I like reading about “this day in history” facts, and today’s intrigued me.

On August 4, 1805, Lewis and Clark were deep into the Louisiana Purchase with no idea what they were doing, just a canoe and a guide named Sacagawea who was clearly the only one who actually knew where they were going. Back then they had no GPS and no way to just turn around and go home if they wanted. They just kept walking west and hoping for the best, which sounds like most people’s approach to the workweek except stretched out over two and a half years.

Twitter today had a much easier task, mostly just surviving a Tuesday with wifi and air conditioning, and it still found plenty to joke about. Here are the funniest tweets from Tuesday, August 4, 2026, no canoe required.

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Object in a fish tank with a blue object inside, on a wooden stand.
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Twitter post by @mattybtweets69 about urologists and school.
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A slide deck of watches with all white paint colors, shown on a screen.
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Twitter post about trader joe's cashier asking about cookies.
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Mindy's tweet about her kid with tummy ache and ice cream.
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When the waitress who said they'll be right back with yo sauce, is walking around the restaurant.
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Beau's tweet about chess and life, with a blurred word.
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Twitter screenshot with humorous tweets about poop and a baby born to poop.
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Text message conversation about a robbery and hearing at 10.
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Tweet from fredesque about recommending OneDrive to family and friends.
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