26 Parents Share The Eeriest Things Their Kids Have Ever Randomly Said
I don’t have kids yet, but stories like these make me want them just to hear what wild, unfiltered thing comes out of their mouth on a random Tuesday. Kids have this specific gift for saying something eerily specific with zero context and zero awareness of how unsettling it actually sounds, then immediately going back to eating cereal as if nothing happened.
No adult could deliver a line that creepy and mean it that innocently. These parents have all lived through exactly that moment, the one where their kid says something so oddly precise it makes the whole room go quiet.
Here’s the full list of the creepiest things kids have actually said.
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