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40 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (August 10, 2026)

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It’s National Lazy Day, which feels almost cruel to fall on a Monday of all days, the one day of the week already fighting an uphill battle against motivation. Somewhere out there, I know someone is leaning into it. They’re probably napping at their desk right now, avoiding what they should be doing, while the rest of us are stuck pretending to be productive anyway.

Twitter carried the same low energy into the timeline today. I pulled the best tweets that actually made me stop scrolling and laugh instead of just hitting like out of habit. Here are Monday’s funniest tweets.

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Tweet from @witnessborne about cars needing a second horn for 'I'm sorry'.
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Mikael's tweet about men walking to airport gates to ensure they exist.
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Tweet from pinkie about a pimple turning into an open wound.
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Photo of loose shrimps and wine bottles in a fridge, with a colorful plate and containers.
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Emma Scott's tweet about stopping marathons to prevent runners' diarrhea.
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Wisconsin State Fair non-alcoholic lemonade, 12oz Slush, $9.00.
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A tweet about a man eating Trader Joe's sweet potato dog treats at a bar.
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Tweet by SLIM about Thailand trip and spending 10k.
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Boyfriend's suitcase pulled out rocks from beach, no words spoken.
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Conspiratorial Templates tweet about New Orleans replacing 911 operators with AI chatbots.
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Cake with ocean scene, palm trees, and the word 'Smile' on top.
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Twitter post by @notdroidmom about Apple Watch and sleep score.
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Arbaz kakkar's tweet about COVID vaccine and starter going out in his Camry.
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Shoutout to this bar in Minneapolis where a guy checked my ID at the door and then another guy came.
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Tweet by Irie: I've never seen someone with light in their eyes drink a Celsius.
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Ramin Nasibov's tweet about leaving work at 3:25 PM.
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Twitter post about missing a movie line, with a humorous reply from a 10-year-old.
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Twitter post by hunter: did i dodge a bullet or am i the bullet.
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Tweet from Beautiful Normal Woman about honesty and comedy.
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Photo of a blank card and a card with a handwritten message for a new baby.
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23.

Twitter post by @omgsidewalks about not raging against the machine.
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Scott Wessman tweets about family history and ancestors, referencing a 1870 US Census record.
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Twitter post by FAT GANDALF about breaking up over a pet spider called Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Tweet by saliya plath about laziness and work ethic.
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Simon Holland's tweet about the cost of a Barbie dream house.
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Twitter post about being the first passenger on a flight to get a DUI, showing a bar at an airport.
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31.

Twitter post by LANE about saving a cardboard box for AARP card.
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32.

Alison Somin's tweet about crockpot pulled pork at a Peppa Pig themed birthday party.
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33.

Trying to shop at TJ Maxx or Marshall's will really help you save money because you can find 2 items.
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34.

A tweet about ordering different pizza slices and a humorous encounter at the pizzeria.
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35.

Mariana Z's tweet about hitting 'C' and 'CE' on her calculator.
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36.

Tweet by Ghostface Kryllah about love songs and layered nachos.
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Bob Golen's tweet about Adam and Eve ignoring Apple Terms and Conditions.
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38.

Middle school story about confederate general Robert E. Lee and Chinese or Korean confusion.
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39.

Tweet by Coco about relationships and career advice.
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40.

A tweet from Casual Thursday about pilot and wind speed, comparing it to a dog and a stripper.
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