17 Funny Tweets About Kids Collecting The Most Random Things
Kids have an incredible ability to assign enormous value to something you would normally sweep into a dustpan. A cool rock? Treasure. A stick they found in a parking lot? Coming home with us. A bottle cap they found under a restaurant table? Congratulations, we have a new family heirloom.
And once kids start collecting something, good luck getting rid of any of it. Parents know that throwing away a random pebble can suddenly turn into an emotional betrayal nobody saw coming.
These funny tweets about kids collecting things perfectly capture that very specific childhood instinct to gather up random objects and proudly build a collection out of them.
Adults spend thousands of dollars collecting watches and handbags. Kids can get the same dopamine from six acorns and a really good stick.
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