Twitter post by april about what keeps her out of bed in the morning.

35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (August 23, 2026)

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Let’s check in with the women of the internet.

How’s everyone doing? Based on this week’s tweets, dating is terrible, work is unnecessary, husbands are behaving strangely, and nobody has eaten the groceries they bought with good intentions on Sunday. So, pretty normal week.

The good news is that all of those minor disasters produced some very funny posts. These hilarious women’s tweets take the ordinary nonsense of daily life and turn it into something worth sharing with every person you know. Here are the funniest tweets from women this week, lovingly gathered for anyone who needs a laugh or another excuse to avoid doing something important.

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Mental health tip: if someone says you look just like someone they know, say no.
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Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance.
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Woman's tweet about her ability to tell if a girl feels comfortable quickly.
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A tweet from april about waking up in the morning and needing to pee.
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A tweet about receiving a $300 card from an Aunt, thanking her, and mentioning divorce.
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Twitter post by Liv about a mistaken word in a tweet.
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Twitter post by user @interkosmos_dog about a car wiper blade in the rain.
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Tweet by Dr Helen Ingram about signing off an email to a military history lecturer.
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9.

Woman holding a bag of Albrowse gummies with a spider web design on the package.
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Twitter post by martha: you seem pretty online for a girl so employed.
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11.

Instagram post about hair and a guy who said 'hairline looking rough'.
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12.

Twitter post by madison: we're like 5 months out from people saying they 'readed' something.
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Twitter post by Soleil about time and 8pm being only 3 hours after 5pm.

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Tweet by KayyKayy about paper towels and kitchen visibility.
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Twitter post by Teresa: My brain: There is nothing to be anxious about. My body: OK, but hear me out.
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Samantha's tweet about Dunkin' Donuts food looking like it's made from a 3D printer.
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18.

Vanessa's tweet about porch pirate stealing Amazon box, now owning a furnace filter.
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20.

Tweet by Wilinfeels about speed bumps being painted yellow and frustration.
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21.

A woman-owned flower shop called 'Women in STEM'.
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22.

Photo of a black AirPod case with dirt and grime, and a clean white AirPod inside.
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23.

Twitter post by Yikes is my catchphrase about using boyfriend's body wash.
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24.

Creating strong, complicated passwords in notes app titled 'all of my passwords'.
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25.

Sign on door says #KONY 2012, taped with red tape.
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27.

Some people won't rewear T-shirts or sit on their beds with outside clothes on.
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28.

Twitter post by IntellectualDorkWeb about pronunciation of 'jaslight'.
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30.

Woman's tweet about her boyfriend asking to get lemonade before going out.
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31.

Mariana Z's tweet about fitting into old clothes from 20 years ago and feeling proud.
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32.

Tweet by Amelia about Netflix's price increase from $7.99 to over $19.99.
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33.

A tweet from @FeralFerrell about coworkers wanting drinks and catching up.
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Tweet by kath about missing an alcoholic ex at a bar.
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35.

People selling tacos at 6 dollars each, asking for a flood to send them home.
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