30 Wild Facebook Marketplace Finds That Someone Actually Tried To Sell

Facebook Marketplace is where you go looking for a used bookshelf and somehow end up considering a homemade motorcycle, a couch shaped like a human body, and a bag of mystery cables listed for $400.

I respect the confidence. Most people would see a broken chair and think, “I should throw this away.” A Marketplace seller sees the same chair and thinks, “Vintage. No lowball offers. I know what I have.”

There’s also something deeply personal about browsing the things strangers are trying to get out of their homes. Every listing tells a story. Unfortunately, most of those stories appear to end with someone’s spouse saying, “Get that thing out of here by Friday.”

These funny Facebook Marketplace finds from the folks at r/insanefbmarketplace may not be worth buying, but they’re absolutely worth looking at.