35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (August 30, 2026)
There are plenty of serious issues facing women today, but for the next few minutes I’d rather focus on why every pair of pants fits differently and why making one appointment somehow ruins the entire day.
Women on Twitter spent another week turning life’s minor inconveniences into jokes, which is healthier than screaming and easier than finding a therapist who takes your insurance.
Women tweeted through another week of work, relationships, inconvenient plans, and bodies that now make a noise every time they stand up.
As usual, the jokes were cheaper than therapy and easier to schedule.
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