A tweet about working in an office and settling for a mop bucket closet.

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (September 2, 2026)

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It was over 90 degrees all day today, and I’m sweatin’. I keep thinking summer is over, then I go outside and I’m immediately soaked. Funny how I’m dreading the heat, knowing that in just a few months I’ll be shoveling snow, grumbling about how I wish it was warmer.

We need to be grateful for what we have, right? Live in the moment, they say. Do as the folks on Twitter do, and just say what’s on your mind.

People did that today, and it was funny. Some intentionally, others not so much, but regardless I’m thankful for these funny tweets we saw today.

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Twitter post by Gramaps about leaving installation manuals and tangled cords for children.
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Tweet about Jeb Bush's real name being Joshua Ellis Bush.
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Tweet by Mike Beauvais about seeing photos of RFK Jr. next to poison food.
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Man orders pastry saying 'imma say what's up to this bread over here'.
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5.

It's 99° outside you delusional pumpkin spice loving s**t.
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A tweet from Jamie about her 5-year-old excited for 9/11 due to mail.
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Dad to the Bone tweet about Labour Day with Subway sandwich and construction helmet.
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Someone left a piano in an alley and almost every passerby has stopped to play it.
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9.

Neil Renic tweet about weather and writing outdoors with a bright laptop screen.
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10.

Going to be a data center for Halloween this year.
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11.

Funny tweet about job interview questions and responses.
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Tweet about paying for a massage chair at the mall, with a blurred word.
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14.

Bob Golen's tweet: Donkey pronouns are He/Haw.
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Mariana Z's tweet about eating a snack in front of her pantry.
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16.

A pizza with black olives and a handwritten birthday card with a cake drawing.
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17.

Vote to end meeting button on Teams if 50% press it.
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18.

Soup Warmer (Subway) with hot soup, $100, in a store setting.
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19.

Tweet by Barroom Hero about watching Hoarders instead of cleaning.
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20.

No one warns you that getting older means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken.
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21.

Ziapositive's tweet about work and pain, with a humorous exchange.
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22.

Mariana Z tweet about budget cuts turning off tunnel light.
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23.

Collection of bandage boxes with three or fewer left, on a countertop.
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25.

Twitter post about work at Apple and alarm clock straps.
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26.

Mo Mohler tweet about cigarette smoke rising from Dollar General and a new store manager.
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27.

Lil nik's tweet about working in an office and crying in a walk-in freezer.
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28.

Funny tweet about Turkey and Ham sandwiches from Robbies Music.
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29.

Funny tweet about a barista calling in sick and then lying.
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30.

Tweet by René about being fired for manually inputting 60 Zynga rewards codes.
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