30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (September 5, 2026)
I missed a lot of important information this week. I couldn’t tell you what happened in Congress, what the stock market did, or whether scientists discovered another food that’s secretly killing us. I did, however, see some funny tweets I’ve been thinking about for days.
That’s where my priorities are right now.
Luckily, the internet was once again filled with people making extremely funny observations about regular life. Some tweets were clever, some were painfully relatable, and others felt like reading a thought that escaped before its owner could reconsider. Here are the funniest tweets everyone should’ve read this week.
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