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30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (September 7, 2026)

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Today is Labor Day, which means many of us have the day off while everyone working at restaurants, stores, airports, and hospitals gets to watch us celebrate labor by creating more work for them. A flawless system.

Of course, a federal holiday doesn’t stop the world of Twitter from tweeting. Some people spend their day off relaxing. Some still have to work. Others use the extra free time to post the funniest thing they can think of, possibly by accident.

However these jokes got here, we’re glad they did. So before Tuesday arrives disguised as a Monday, enjoy the funniest tweets the internet gave us today.

It’s the least labor-intensive way to celebrate Labor Day.

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Tweet about tall dudes at concerts wanting to stand in front of shorter women.
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Tweet about pretending to sleep so Uber driver carries to bed.
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A woman in a Starbucks uniform holding a drink, celebrating 15th anniversary.
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Happy Labor Day message from Greg to moms, with a blue border background.
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We used to check the weather by looking outside. Now I stand in front of a window and open an app to.
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A tweet about a 6-year-old girl dinner joke with a skull emoji.
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Employee at Spirit Halloween wearing an orange apron with a black and yellow logo.
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Twitter post about a BMW driver using a turn signal to change lanes.
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Image of Rice Krispies treats, apple, and chicken wings with dip.
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Darla's tweet about rain and feeling like a Dad now.
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Screenshot of a chat conversation about Delta Air Lines and JFK airport.
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Tweet by Andrea about opening the fridge without limit.
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Twitter post by keysmashbandit about pushing a stroller and a Chihuahua.
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Girl in a costume with a large eye design, Halloween-themed, for a 4-year-old.
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Richard Roeper tweet about movie law involving veterinarians and surgeons.
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Twitter post by @powerfulwizerd about healthy cigarettes and disappointment.
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A cigarette caught in a spider's web in a corner of a room.
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Asking if the fish is fresh at the McDonald's drive through.
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Twitter post with images of Donald Trump with brown hair, caption about autumn and darker hair.
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Tweet by julia: beer doesn't make me hungover because I drink it in a more feminine & intellectual m.
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Twitter post by @sumitomedia about backstreet boys and cringe humor.
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Three bottles of tartar sauce on a store shelf, with a humorous tweet about packaging design.
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Starting a new job in September feels like going back to school.
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A tweet about someone close buying spicy Doritos, washing them off, and eating them.
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Matured Apple device with a broken design, causing mouse to die.
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Tweet about opening the fridge to give food another chance to impress.
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Sundae_Gurl tweet about yelling 'pick a direction!' at a squirrel.
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Tweet about customer service and brain dead people.
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Tweet by Rahma about solo travel and needing someone to react to their photos.
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