Alison Burke's tweet about her iPhone and hitting backspace.

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (September 10, 2026)

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Nate ArmbrusterByNate Armbruster

Having Monday off sounded great until it completely destroyed my understanding of the calendar. I’ve spent the entire week thinking it’s one day earlier than it actually is. Tuesday felt like Monday, Wednesday felt like Tuesday, and today could’ve been Saturday for all I knew.

Thankfully, these daily tweet posts are keeping me grounded. I may not know what I missed today or when to take the garbage out, but I do know it’s Thursday because I’m currently gathering Thursday’s funniest tweets.

It’s not the most reliable calendar system, but neither am I. Here are the funniest tweets from Thursday.

1.

Tweet by Party Waffle about being intelligent but rubbing eyes after eating jalapeños.
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2.

Twitter post by sophia about 'the ick' and wind turning an umbrella inside out.
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3.

A woman in a pink dress with a transparent, flowing fabric at a red carpet event.
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4.

Alison Burke's tweet about her iPhone folding and hitting backspace.
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5.

King Robert's tweet about listening to your body and steps to do so.
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6.

Person doing cigarette yoga on the street with smoke around them, 'Cigarette Yoga' text overlay.
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7.

Twitter post about helping a twin born on 9/11/2001 at a previous job.
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8.

Tweet by samantha about breaking up and disliking letterboxd reviews.
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9.

Tweet by Christopher Fryant about Apple and a photo of a hand and a phone.
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10.

Twitter post by @repusnakedtion about 9/11 and Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend.
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11.

Greensboro Police tweet about intentionally passing gas in the car and joking about jail.
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12.

Ginger Snapped tweet about respecting her mom at the gym with Micky Mouse crocs.
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13.

Screenshot of a tweet with a woman taking a mirror selfie in a denim jacket and checkered shorts.
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14.

Samantha Brown's tweet about debating with yourself over a cardboard box.
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15.

Doomer's tweet about DoorDash's first office, a Stanford student housing dorm, 2013.
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16.

Keith Maniac from Guatemala questions if 'lookalike' means what it used to.
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17.

Twitter post by cheyenne with a humorous comment about eating in front of the TV.
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18.

Tweet by Skurt Vonnegut about watching someone give birth.
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19.

Adam Yenser's tweet about appointment scheduling and punctuality.
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20.

A tweet about a cat named Butter and a new cat called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
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21.

Malcolm Harris tweet about Millennials and 9/11, school memories.
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22.

Matthew Cappucci's tweet about Zillow and land purchase, with a red angry face emoji.
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23.

Alison Burke's tweet about accidentally putting a fork in the microwave.
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24.

Twitter post by izack about Air France gate announcements in French at an American airport.
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25.

Tweet by greg about iPhone battery life getting worse this month.
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26.

Mo Mohler's tweet about 9/11 and Arby's 5 for $5 deal.
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27.

Bar trivia team named 'Counting or not counting wrong answers?'.
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28.

Twitter post by JACK about smoking, drinking, sleep, and health.
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29.

Toad's tweet about not killing the bug in his sink but letting it find its own way out.
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30.

Football coach pulls me from the huddle, are you tickling people?.
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Nate Armbruster

Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.