Tweet by Nuelxx about folding grocery bags into triangles for storage.

30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (September 12, 2026)

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One of my favorite parts of the week is recapping all the funny tweets I saw. It’s sort of like a montage in my head of jokes and relatable thoughts people generously shared online.

What makes them funny is that we’ve probably had some of these exact thoughts before but never figured out how to put them into words. Others are so good they could only come from someone whose brain works in a completely different and possibly concerning way. Either way, I’m glad they posted them. I spent the week collecting my favorites so you don’t have to.

Here are the funniest tweets from this week. Enjoy the jokes now before Monday gives everyone a fresh batch of things to complain about.

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Tweet by Martin Pilgrim about art theft and defining art.
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Twitter post by James about his toddler not putting anything in his coffee.
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Tweet by Kip Conlon about dating losers before his girlfriend.
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Tweet about reading shampoo bottle instructions and imagining oneself as the shampoo or scalp.
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5.

Funny tweet about adult friendship options and scheduling in advance.
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Tweet by emily may about her friend's third kid and her job at daycare.
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Tweet about abandoned Pizza Hut building reopening after a decade.
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It's actually insane how crocs won the culture war.
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9.

Sad tweet saying 'i wish i could say '?????????' in real life, it would be very useful.'.
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10.

Twitter post by Roony about being hospitalized for being cringy.
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11.

TierZoo tweet questioning why establishments have double-wide front doors.
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12.

Twitter lowkey the notes app if you're brave enough.
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13.

Twitter post by erika about happiness on Monday off.
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Twitter post by chase about CAPTCHA and photo selection issues.
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17.

Lady Nimby tweet about cleaning house to keep it clean.
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18.

Meghan's tweet about taking fitness seriously after a snack.
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19.

Charlotte Lee's tweet about cats and their messages.
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20.

Tweet from @mom_tho about stopping email updates on terms of service.
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21.

Tweet by Douglas A. Boneparth about Apple products and iPhone 18 Pro Max.
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22.

Tweet by Nuelxx about folding grocery bags into tiny triangles for storage.
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23.

Twitter post by Cat Damon about football coach pulling from the huddle.
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24.

A tweet from Lurkin' Mom about baking and cleaning up after.
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25.

Twitter post about first day as pizza delivery driver and eating the pizza.
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26.

Janel Comeau's tweet about a bakery cake resembling Queen Elizabeth II's death.
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27.

The Greeks leaving behind a giant wooden horse on the beach at Troy.
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28.

Krista's tweet about her teen preferring to clean toilets over dishes.
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King Robert's tweet about listening to your body at work.
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