Chicken tender resembling Ariana Grande album cover.

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (September 17, 2026)

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Today’s funniest tweets are coming a little earlier than usual because I have to leave early. My biggest fear is posting this too soon, only for the funniest tweet ever written to drop five minutes later. Then what? I’ve failed everyone because I had somewhere to be.

Still, I think this batch sums up a mundane Thursday pretty well.

Nothing especially exciting is happening, but at least people online are finding ways to make work, therapy, family text threads, and chicken tenders entertaining. Sometimes that’s all we need to limp toward Friday.

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Cooper Lawrence's tweet about job interview and password updates.
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Twitter conversation about trip keys and bringing them in case of emergencies.
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Chicken tender resembling Ariana Grande album cover with black and white photo of Ariana Grande.
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A tweet about walking with a dog and passing a stroller with a baby.
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Applying for a barista job, asking about availability and playlist links.
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When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young." They are talking about your knees and hips.
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Tweet about using 'vice versa' phrase and shoutout to etcetera.
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A tweet about missing going to the club and watching men turn around and yell.
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10.

Hollie Harris's tweet about not being a robot and failing to identify traffic lights.
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11.

Tweet about boycotting Ed Sheeran and playlist control at Walgreens.
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12.

Beautiful girl named credit card bill due keeps texting me.
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Twitter post about a missing letter D in birthday cake decorations.
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People trying to forcefully open an occupied bathroom door, asking about plans inside.
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Twitter post by nazzzo about investing in toilet paper for coffee shops.
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18.

Family group chat triggered twice by brother in 24 hours, with images of a goose and a dollhouse.
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19.

A tweet from william about therapy and telling the therapist they knew it all along.
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20.

Let me consult my council of enablers about this.
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21.

I like people who disagree with me. You're wrong but I like the fact you attempted to.
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22.

Sarah Smith's tweet about AI and Microsoft Outlook work time.
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23.

Mitch McConnell looks like someone tried to pour water on a mummy to reanimate it.
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25.

Catholics be like oh my godsh.
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26.

Capri Sun testing a giant refillable pouch with a straw, larger than the original.
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27.

Twitter post comparing Chicago and North Dakota ads and subway AI agent suggestion.
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28.

Twitter post from your other mom about going to Costco for two things.
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29.

Kobe Wan's tweet about Wendy's nostalgic 90s yellow packaging with burger, fries, and drink.
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30.

All bad, bro! Big worries.
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