A tweet about people selling used couches for high prices on Facebook marketplace.

30 Funny Tweets That Made Today A Little Better (September 23, 2026)

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I keep opening the internet to do one specific thing, then forgetting what it was because somebody tweeted about a situation I I thought only happened to me. Suddenly I’ve spent ten minutes reading replies, and the original task has left the building.

That’s pretty much how I found today’s funniest tweets. Some made me laugh right away.

Others caught me off guard while I was trying to do something productive. I would tell you what that was, but I’ve already forgotten again.

So if your brain could use a short break, here are 30 funny tweets we saw today. Your to-do list will still be there when you get back. Mine always is.

1.

Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride.
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2.

Kip Conlon tweet about McDonald's points and a Zoom call from Grimace.
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3.

Deb's tweet about pretending to be professional and arguing about candy corn.
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4.

Twitter post by Keitho about spilling coffee on carpet and it turning one color.
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5.

Funny tweet about selling a used couch for $1500 on Facebook.
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6.

Boyd's Backyard tweet about spouse saying thanks for help.
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7.

Twitter post by Robert Wilkinson about losing his thesaurus.
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8.

Just opened the door for my 5 yr old and he said 'thank you my precious lady'.
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9.

Uncle Ric's tweet about meeting ending early and being given 10 minutes back.
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10.

A tweet about a dad confusing Eugene with a restaurant called Eugene.
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11.

Stack of snack and cereal boxes in a trash can, knocked over by roommates.
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12.

Tweet about getting a steak sandwich at Subway but thinking it's raccoon ankles.
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13.

Tweet about iced coffee and interview, with a yellow background.
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14.

Tweet about taking the 'dad tax' sip of iced coffee before a conference.
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15.

Employee Tears tweet about being on the same page and refusing to proceed without page number.
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16.

Two women sitting on a couch, one with blonde hair and the other with dark hair, holding hands.
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17.

Tweet about a guy on a plane eating an onion and an asshole sandwich.
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18.

Humorous tweet about confusing crying symptoms at urgent care.
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19.

Twitter post by Debbie Downer about going to the cheesecake factory.
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20.

Twitter post by CJ about parenting at age 15 with a child asking for a code.
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21.

Twitter post by jonzing about voice notes and typing back.
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22.

Text message conversation about a dad quitting his job at his son's request.
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23.

Tea is tea whether herbal or verbal.
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24.

Twitter conversation about Auntie Anne's app being down, with a humorous tone.
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25.

A tweet from @atrashybeing about her great boyfriend.
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26.

A tweet about wearing open toe stilettos in the snow and girls wearing pimple patches and jorts.
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27.

Old people suggest going out and coughing everywhere disgustingly.
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28.

Twitter post by Nic suggesting a humorous scenario about an Irish man named O'Bama.
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29.

Quote about moving being like you fool, idiot, and pile of ooze.
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30.

Calling into work bald tweet by iraq obama @ducktelevision.
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