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30 Funny Cat Tweets About Life With A Roommate Who Pays No Rent

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I’ve never had a cat, but I respect the confidence it takes to move into someone’s home and immediately start making demands. You don’t pay rent or work, and somehow you’re still the one deciding when everyone gets up in the morning.

Cat owners seem to accept this arrangement because every once in a while, the cat falls asleep on them and they have to stay there until it moves. I get it. That would work on me, too.

These funny cat tweets are about the little negotiations that come with sharing a home with one. You can set rules, buy furniture, and try to keep a schedule.

Your roommate will consider all of that and do whatever it was planning to do anyway.

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Tweet about going to Petsmart to ask about a new cat.
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Social media post about filling a form for cat adoption, mentioning gender and age.
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Cat paw prints in a framed section of sand on a brown floor.
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A tweet by @wynrosei about wanting to socialize but preferring to be like a cat.
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Cat looking at torn toilet paper on the floor, with a water jug and cleaning supplies nearby.
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Cat stole a slice of pizza while owner left the room briefly.
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Cat appears to be reaching out to a person in a mirror reflection.
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A person walking around with their cat in the office, the cat staring at the office chair.
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Black cat inside an open fridge with food and drinks, looking out.
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Twitter post about an orange cat that won't eat lasagna.
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Cat sitting under the fridge, looking up, in a kitchen.
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I hope I’m a spoiled indoor cat in my next life.
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Orange cat sitting on glass door with metal handles, caption 'maximum security'.
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The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep.
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A person holding a wet tabby cat on their lap, with a plant and window in the background.
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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn't want to hang out and never intends on being f.
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Two photos of a gray cat standing on its hind legs, touching a stove with its front paws.
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Tweet by Arlin about her cat biting her nose and licking her forehead.
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A cat sitting in a plant pot among green leaves, with a yellow bag nearby.
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A tweet from @henstepping about a cat ignoring a comment.
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Twitter post by Caitlin about missing her cat and the kitchen scene.
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My cat made me sign an NDA after he fell and got embarrassed.
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Barn cats outside a red barn with a bench and a small shed, some cats are resting.
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A tweet about eating chocolate chip cookies near a one-year-old baby.
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Two cats sitting side by side, one gray and one orange, with a dark background.
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Sometimes that little headbutt from your cat is all you really need.
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