My husband started talking to me while I was eating Doritos so I couldn’t hear a word he was saying.

27 Marriage Tweets From Funny Wives Who Have Plenty To Say About Their Husbands

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There’s a reason all the stereotypes about marriage, and husbands in particular, are funny. It’s because they’re true. Mostly, anyway. I’m not like that or anything. Cough, cough.

My wife doesn’t tweet, but I’m sure if she did, most of them would be about me going to the grocery store and sending her pictures of everything to make sure I’m buying the right thing. You know, instead of just reading the list we made together.

These wives do tweet about their husbands, and I’m starting to think my wife’s lack of an account is the only thing protecting me.

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Meghan's tweet about her husband's college freshman year and their current year.
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Tweet by sophia sopaipilla about dishwasher safety and her husband.
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Mom shares humorous story about her husband's kitchen mishap.
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Tweet from sixfootcandy about husband talking while eating Doritos.
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Tweet from Cartoons Hate Her about chocolate brown loungewear and poop costume.
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Twitter post by Sarcastic Mommy about her husband shopping alone at Costco.
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Hollie Harris tweet about calling lotion 'putting on sauce' after husband walks in.
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Twitter post by Muhee about her husband showing their son how to load the dishwasher.
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Tweet about husband removing hornets' nest and joking about a Bee Movie sequel.
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Mom tweets about husband's shopping for a new toilet seat after the lid broke.
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Tweet about husband and wife driving and sharing experiences.
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Hollie Harris tweet about making her husband get ready faster.
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My husband made our 6 year old girl dinner for lunch and she took one look at it and said, 'Wow. H.
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Your other mom tweet about filling the grocery cart before meeting her husband.
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Twitter post by sixfootcandy about her husband locking himself out and missing his cheesebake.
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Darla's tweet about her husband listening to her without realizing there's a quiz later.
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A tweet from dana donnelly about her husband, baking and TikTok.
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Stacey's tweet about having laryngitis and her husband whistling around her.
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Julia Cowley's tweet about her husband and his CPAP machines at the airport.
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Darla's tweet about pretending to do things herself to her husband.
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Twitter post about husband sweeping and arguing about humility and spelling.
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Megan's tweet about checking her schedule but hanging out with her husband.
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Darla's tweet about her husband's coffee-making job.
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My husband had a great idea today that I came up with 6 months ago.
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Twitter post by broti gupta about trying for a second child due to constipation.
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Tweet about hunger and a husband's reaction from the post 'husband tweets from women'.
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