35 Wives Share Funny Things Their Husbands Do That Make Them Think “I Married This Man”
As a husband, I try to keep a sense of humor in the house. We both work from home, so we’re around each other nearly 24/7. It’s impossible not to get on her nerves at least sometimes. Overall, I think I do a good job being fun to be around. Hopefully.
I do leave the cupboard doors open sometimes, though. And when she shuts them, she makes sure I know what I did. But in a funny way.
These wives shared the funny things their husbands do that leave them somewhere between laughing and needing an explanation. I’m choosing to read this as a learning opportunity.
1. My Husband Gave Me His Xenomorph Action Figure. I Dressed It Up And Named It ‘Pookie.’
2. My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can’t Reach To Annoy Me. It’s Working
3. On A Recent Trip, I Accidentally Packed One Of My Husband’s AirPods (And The Charger Case) As Well As My Own. He Sent Me This Screenshot
4. My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon. Reddit, Please Give It To Him Straight
5. My Husband Is Technologically Challenged
6. The Only Picture Proving I Was On Our Family Camping Trip
7. My Husband Has Gone Bananas On Wall And Door Stickers Since Discovering Them A Week Ago
8. The Way My Husband Eats Cheese With His Ham Sandwich
9. This Bite My Husband Took And Then Handed To Me Because It Tasted “Wierd”
10. My Husband Has His Pick Of Toothbrushes From An Unopened Pack And Chose The Same Color As Mine
11. There Was One Left In The Row And My Husband Took One From The Next Row
12. All The Phones My Husband Has Broken Over The Past Year
13. My Husband Thought This Was A Fidgeting Toy
14. My Husband Did This!
15. My Husband Told Me If I Look Closely, I Could See A Crane Sticking Out Above The Grass
16. When My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can’t Reach Them (I’m 5’3″). Then, He Hides My Step Ladder
17. My Husband Leaves The Bodies Of Bugs Wherever He Squishes Them Because He Thinks It Will Keep The Other Bugs Away
18. My Husband Took A Bite Out Of The Butter And Just Put It Back
19. My Husband Has Been Planning This For Weeks For My Birthday. And Yes, It’s Veggie Bacon
20. My Husband Insists This Is Normal
21. My Husband Inadvertently Trained Our Cat To Ignore Me
22. My Husband Unnecessarily Bags Food
23. I Married A Monster. This Is How My Husband Just Cut The Corn Bread
24. Husband Thinks He’s Funny
25. This Is How My Husband Opens The Bread If I Don’t Get To It First. Just Rips A Hole In The Bag And Leaves It Open Like This Too
26. How The Marketing On This Cereal Led My Husband To Believe There Would Be Cute Animals On The Individual Bags But…. Nope
27. The Way My Husband Wears Socks When He’s Relaxing
28. How My Husband Opened These Frozen Strawberries
29. How My Husband Cut The Brie Wheel I Bought To Make Grilled Cheese
30. How My Husband “Closes” The Chip Bags When He’s Done
31. My Husband Doesn’t Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An “Eyesore”
32. Husband Puts His Coffee Mug Next To 2 Empty Coasters
33. Husband Opens A New Sponge Every 3 Days Cause “They Become Gross”
34. Husband Hangs TV And Insists It’s The Right Height
35. My Husband Hangs The Car Key Clinging To Life On The Side Of The Hook Every Day
