Father's humorous tweet about becoming a dad after his daughter's eyes rolled at him.

40 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets From Parents Finding Humor In The Chaos

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I’m becoming a dad next spring, so I’ve started reading parenting tweets a bit differently. Before, I could laugh and keep scrolling. Now I’m wondering which ones I should be taking notes on.

I know a tweet won’t prepare me for raising a kid, but I appreciate parents being willing to share the funny parts.

For now, I get to enjoy these stories while getting a full night’s sleep.

These parents found enough humor in the daily chaos to post about it, and I’m grateful they did. Consider this part of my preparations.

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Dadman Walking tweet about a child coming out of his room into the sun.
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Buy as many parenting books as you want but none of them will prepare you for dealing with "Yuck,,.
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Haunted house with empty candy wrappers in every room, children recognize it.
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Dad Moon Rising meme with emojis and caption about kids and side quests.
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Kids' socks came out in the wash, I should buy a lottery ticket.
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A tweet about saying goodnight to an 11-year-old girl who responded with a compliment.
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A tweet from user @bossy_bootz about daughter texting 'Okay'.
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Child wrote note to best friend saying 'bruh I miss you' during fall break.
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Krista Pacion's tweet about her teen organizing books by color.
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Text conversation about a child saying the f-word and denying it.
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My 6yo: crabs should have claws made out of metal.
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Mom asking family to share tales of their day, with responses 'good', 'yes', and 'same' in a chat.
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Upside Dad's tweet about a 5-year-old eating a booger.
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Parent humor tweet about kid stepping on sidewalk cracks.
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A woman smiling with a tweet about her daughter's birthday tradition.
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A parent and child celebrating after the kid quits sports.
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A humorous bedtime conversation between a parent and a 3-year-old about monsters and finger guns.
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Dadman Walking's tweet about passing his driver's permit test, humorously noting it as a parent-horr.
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A girl telling her siblings to swallow an anvil when angry, confusing her for giving props.
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Child throwing items, house looks cluttered, referencing Oscar the Grouch.
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Parent's tweet about child's goal to eat chips as an adult.
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Dadman Walking tweet about dental visit and baby teeth.
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Upside Dad trying a new chicken fried steak recipe for his kids tonight.
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Parenting is easier when kids are in school, says a tweet from My Life As Dad.
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Twitter post by Simon Holland asking about soccer position where kid finds four leaf clover.
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Get your kids a trampoline to avoid screaming and yelling outside.
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Dropping a kid at a grandparent's is like taking a car into the mechanic.
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Kids are fun cause they tell you sweet things like mom you should bedazzle that pimple.
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A young child calling out balloons as they pop, with a caption about a 3-year-old's understanding.
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A humorous tweet about a child's misunderstanding of mail addressed to 'Mr.'.
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A tweet from Mummipotent Ruler about a tea party and obstacle course.
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Child holding cheese with a caption about loving cheese more than his brother.
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A woman with long dark hair in a black dress, standing with her hands on her hips.
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Parenting humor about kids' food preferences and parenting cards.
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